Dude. How the hell does anyone screw the lid on juice that tightly? I spent over ten minutes trying to unscrew this cap. I tried both hands, a rag, my teeth, my hand again, my teeth in other ways... It was so not happening.
So I took the scissors, stabbed the bottle, and drank from there.
Challenge Vanquished.
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I really wouldn't expect Greg to be so full of rage that he'd screw the bottle cap on so tight
It's a man thing, we screw it on as tight as possible so that girls have to ask us to open it.
Naturally, Jessi had to go fucking with the patriarchy again.
<3 being able to open bottles for girls.
I'm looking forward to moving challenges 2 - 3,000. Please keep me updated.
Also, I open things for women all the time. Except they're doors. Through the glass ceiling.
i dont know if he was enraged so much as generally lots stronger than me.
i'm glad there's only 3,000 moving challenges. after 3,001 it could become discouraging.
your ceilings have doors? thats fucked up, architecturally speaking.
on that note though, last night while i was fucking the patriarchy, i screamed so loud that it shattered the glass ceiling and my wine glasses. best. sex. ever.
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